Brass Knuckles

A plethora of knuckle-dusters

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“Howdy and welcome back to the Brass Knuckle Show here at the Bash Barn. I’m Kira Sunrider and I’m here with Mr. Bao Bogo and we are about to showcase our number one item. This is the C-C-N number 44452. Folks, we only have 100 of these sets. This is C-C-N 44452 and it is called Megaknuck. We have had a lot of big sets here but I think this might be the most amazing set yet.”

“Kira, right, Kira this is 254 pieces. This is 254 pieces, not brass knuckles. It is an amazing set.”

“Bao, we are going to start of the Megaknuck set with these 46 knuckle-dusters. These are surgical steel with rubberized handles. These are all different sizes of brass knuckles and they go all the way from the blunt ones to the ones with spikes on them.”

“Kira, right there, that is worth probably the full price of the lot. The lot is going for 289.95. The Megaknuck set is 254 pieces and this is-”

“It’s just one piece right here. 46 brass knuckles, you got the surgical steel and the rubberized handle, this is like five complete sets of brass knuckles and it is just one of the 254 pieces on this lot.”

“It’s amazing. We also got four sets of TacOps tactical brass knuckles. They are made with durable steel and have a carbonized surface with serrated spikes.”

“That is four sets, so that is 12-”


“That is 16 brass knuckles! That is four items up on this lot and you are getting 16 brass knuckles. Folks, we only got 100 units and these are going to all be sold out before the show is over.”

“Those are the exact same knuckles that Black Sun uses on combat tactics. EXACT SAME! But not just that, for you military enthuse-enthusiasts we got 9 of the Imperial Squidtrooper AquaOps corrosion resistant brass knuckles. This is 9 brass knuckles that the Imperial Stormtroopers use on Kashyyyk.”


“Exact same brass knuckles.”

“Exact same. Same supplier and you are getting 9 and this is just one item on the lot. That is 46 brass knuckles, 16 TacOps brass knuckles with the carbonized surface and we got 9 Imperial Squidtrooper brass knuckles that is…that is…like 75 to 80 brass knuckles and that is just counted on 3 items on the lot.”

“Other shows would count each brass knuckle as an item on the lot!”

“Other shows would not have a lot this good! This is perfect for gifts. Father’s day or graduation. A wedding.”

“Palpatine Day.”

“Life Day.”

“Now, now, we got the AquaOps and if you want a real waterproof brass knuckle set we have three tridents.”

“Look at the finish on these tridents.”

“Those are the tridents that Mon Calamari and…and…”


“Mon Calamari and Quarren use, but with a professional mirror finish. I mean look at it.”

“Look at it, like it’s liquid metal.”

“This is insane. We should not be offering these many brass knuckles, but we are just getting started.”

“We have, we have also the Xim the Despot brass knuckles and…I want you to look at this…these are the Dragon Brass Knuckles carried by the Dragon Guard of the Cron Emperor many centuries ago. This is an authentic replica of the Dragon Brass Knuckles.”

“Not only is it the Xim the Despot brass knuckles and the Dragon Brass Knuckles, but the Dragon Brass Knuckles comes with an authentic reproduction ivory tusk carrying case, a display stand and five bottles of Corellian whiskey.”

“This is movie theater quality replica. These are exact to the brass knuckles in The Clones Attack.”

“Exact. Not only – and just the Dragon Brass Knuckles is insane because that is the same price as the whole lot – not only that, but we also got 48 Widowmaker cavalry brass knuckles. These use acid etched on the knuckles itself and each has a different battle from the…”

“That one is Naboo.”

“This one is Naboo but they are all different. All different cavalry battles on the brass knuckles in lifelike detail etched with acid directly into it. 48 of these from Widowmaker.”

“We have Widowmaker brass knuckles on the Crimson Eclipse sometimes and they sell out in ten minutes, but this is the most I have ever seen in one lot. This is completely over the top we have gone crazy.”

“Certified. That’s just the tip of the iceberg though, we have 11 of the Cyclops throwing knuckles from TrueTec and we have 9 genuine buck handle brass knuckles. The Cyclops come with a brass knuckle belt and the buck handles, they have a, they come with real authentic leather sheaths for each brass knuckle.”

“We have only got 73 left on this lot. From 100 to start. These are moving fast, folks!”

“They are blazing out of there because these prices are completely crazy. This is worth at least 9,000 credits.”

“We still have many, many more brass knuckles to show. Look at this. This is the knuckle-duster used by Blasto in ‘Raptor Squad’ to kill the robot. This is the exact brass knuckle.”

“Bao, let me tell you, not only are these the Raptor Squad brass knuckles, but they also come with the Puzzle Knuckles from ‘Mission: Orion’ and Androidicus the knuckle dusters from ‘Future Dragon’ with full-knuckle frost etching.”

“Kira, let’s double that. That is two Puzzle Knuckles, two Raptor Squad brass knuckles and two of the knuckle dusters from ‘Future Dragon’. That is a value of at least 600 credits. You could sell three of those brass knuckles and pay for this entire lot.”

“Did we get to the vibroaxes yet?”

“Oh, oh wow, this is crazy. Yeah, we have 11 vibroaxes from CombaTec. These vibroaxes are the exact authentic axes that the Jedi Knights use. It is stainless steel, a rubberized combat grip handle, and it is weighted so you can throw it.”

“Our next item in this lot is the Skywalker Saber. This is a mirror-finish show vibrosword. It is – wow, look at this one – it is six feet in length and man, feel the weight on this one.”

“This is amazing. It is a claymore, the Skywalker Saber this is from the movie ‘The Return of the Sith’ and this was-”

“It was Jabba the Hutt’s sword, you can see the runes on the side those are done using laser etching. This is a thousand credit sword. This one sword is worth more than we are selling the entire lot for.”

“You could give this as a gift to anyone. Give it to a friend, family, a teacher, your Moff. Everyone will fall in love with this. The claymore from ‘The Sith Return’.”

“Jabba the Hutt’s sword.”

“Okay, we are down to 56 of these, so we want to get through this lot. Let’s finish this up.”

“We still got a lot to get through. We have 125 sets – sets – of, well, more brass knuckles. These are beautiful stainless steel surgical steel and solid pewter grips.”

“These are amazing brass knuckles. We also have a complete set of 19 authentic reproduction bayonets from the – these are from the Mandalorians. They are amazing bayonets. We also have the ninja katana from the ‘Lord of the Rings’ that comes in an embossed box with a skull on it.”

“That’s an eye.”

“It’s got an eye on the box and inside is the katana from the ‘Lord of the Rings’ and this is a museum quality piece.”

“Okay, we’re almost done. This is absolutely crazy. This is a crazy deal. We have 26 Geonosian Arena Knuckles and it also comes with a throwing Knuckle and a Duke Knuckle with a carrying case. And this set also comes with a banner and a trumpet.”

“That’s another brass knuckle.”

“Oh, it’s a trumpet but it’s a brass knuckle. This is exactly what the Clone Army used with the Emperor. Exact same knuckle and trumpet knuckle.”

“Just that is, I think I want to keep that. I want to keep those trumpet brass knuckles.”

“It is really amazing, but we have trumpet brass knuckles, 26 Geonosian Arena brass knuckles and a Duke Knuckle.”

“This is probably approaching the best set I ever sold on the Crimson Eclipse. Period.”

“I tell you what though, we are going to double all of those Geonosian brass knuckles. That’s 52 of the arenas, two of the Dukes and two of the trumpets.”

“Okay, this is completely crazy. We have to – we are selling this at way below cost – we are going to have to finish this.”

“Right. Right, the final item, this is the last one, this is 275 Jedi Force Warhawk 5 corusca-gem powered energy knuckles and 275 Jedi Force Warhawk Junior energy knuckles. These are authentic reproduction Jedi knuckles. These are-”

“Watch yourself!”

“These are probably the most powerful- he he – most powerful brass knuckles we’ve had here. These can explode a Star Destroyer.”

“Just one of those Jedi Force knuckles would be worth a thousand credits to the right collector. Those are, aren’t they classified?”

“These are top secret brass knuckles. These are the brass knuckles you have all been praying for. They are the ultimate killing weapon. You get a total of 550 of them, mother of pearl on the handle, inlaid authentic gold colored inlay and these just…”

“Folks we are almost sold out of this lot, but we want this to move.”

“I tell you what, I tell you what I will double this.”

“Oh don’t! No! That’s crazy.”

“We are doubling this entire lot. Every brass knuckle we just listed multiply by two.”

“Oh God, this is crazy! Call the Stormtroopers and bring a straight jacket!”

“I have lost it totally but we are doubling this lot. Folks, call now, they will all be sold.”

“Okay, call those in right now, we are almost sold out. When we come back we are going to look at lot C-C-N 42225, this is the DinoButcher lot and it is all brass knuckles designed to kill dinosaurs and dragons.”

“We’ll be right back!”

Brass Knuckles

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